Live, Love, Drive!
Posted on July 24, 2007 at 6:05 pm .
hehehehe!
Children’s Wishes :
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ahmed : I want to be a pilot.
James : I want to be a doctor.
Deepa: I want to be a good mother.
Asif : I want to help Deepa .
Exams:
Exams are like Girl friends ==a:
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! xD
Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom”
Three Feelings:
What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!
